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Un russe veut construire. Un anglais peut lui vendre le permis de construire. Une bombasse d’avocate de 30 ans s’ennuie. Et quelques malfrats arrondissent leurs fins de mois ou bien tentent de régler leurs dettes.


Guy Ritchie est une sorte de cousin de Luc Besson (Besson a malgré tout réaliser Subway ou le Grand Bleu), son cinéma est tout sauf très malin, bourré de poncifs, le culte de l’argent y est toujours présent, tout est présenté sous une vision simpliste, les dialogues sont creux, sorte de vision idéalisée et fantasmée du banditisme, d’un mode de vie à la cool. Film de faux rebelles pour faux rebelles. Aussi crédible que Pierre Sarkozy en producteur de Rap. Vous l’aurez compris le film ne m’a pas enthousiasmé. Cet humour de pub anglais, qui tente par tous les moyens de se rapprocher d’un Tarantino ou des frères Coen, n’a rien pour lui.

L’histoire est vide, on la gonfle artificiellement pour estomaquer le chaland. Mais tout est artificiel, Guy Ritchie vit dans un rêve, le rêve que Snatch et Crimes et Botaniques aient fait de lui un grand réalisateur. Il le croit très certainement, et le pire, outre qu’il soit apprécié, c’est qu’il puisse être imité et qu’il fasse des petits. Nivellement par le bas quand tu nous tiens.

Ce cousin de Banlieue 13 ultimatum (avec quelques dollars en plus ce dernier aurait suivi le même chemin) ne vaut rien, ce film est bête, il se veut original mais il ne l’est pas, il se veut comique, mais nous ne sommes pas des veaux. Faux film de rebelles, faux film drôle, faux film cool, faux dialogues, faux mise en scène, faux scénario, faux rebondissement, fausse crédibilité des acteurs, fausse valeur et vraie arnaque.

Sur ce, je m’en vais de ce pas envoyer une lettre à l’anthrax à celui qui me l’a conseillé.





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