Hyper Tension 2

4 09 2009

Chev vient de se faire retirer son coeur, et pour ne pas mourir il va devoir trouver tous les moyens de se prendre des décharges électriques. (Il est pas efficace le pitch ?)

Hyper tension 2

Décidément Trop c’est trop, enough is enough, dîtes le comme vous voulez, mais c’est le genre d’expression que le réalisateur de cette franchise ne doit pas connaître. A la vue du film on pencherait plus pour le « Trop c’est pas assez ». Car à y regarder de plus près, TOUT est tout much dans ce film. Les plans, les situations, l’histoire (si je puis m’exprimer ainsi), les dialogues, la photo, TOUT est à un niveau tel, qu’on ne peut pas croire que cela ne soit pas fait exprès.

C’est typiquement le genre de film qui tellement mauvais qu’il est fini par devenir sympathique, dans le sens comique évidemment. Mais tout est tant dans la démesure qu’on se demande s’il on rit par moquerie ou par plaisir. Peut être un film pour sadique, très certainement même. Évidemment ne cherchons aucun sens la dedans, car s’il y en avait un tant soit peu ça ne serait être que du xéno-myso-beauf. Le film est tellement bourrin qu’il est probable que les plus bourrins d’entre vous seront ceux qui le détestent le plus.

Un film de samedi soir, bourré de préférence, qui a le mérite de redonner du crédit aux autres films.





25 réponses à “Hyper Tension 2”

  1. 7 09 2009
    Julio (13:30:38) :

    Il est dans la ligné du précédent, Crank (qui était peut-être moins bourrin, et encore)
    C’est une sorte de jeu video (ah les séquences où Chev court comme un dératé dans la ville (surtout dans le premier en petite tenue), ah les séquences de « recharge » = sexe en public, etc…)
    C’est mauvais, c’est débile, mais c’est au final assez drôle.
    J’aime bien les caméos de Maynard J Keenan et de David Carradine.

    (En tout cas je suis ton blog depuis un petit bout de temps déjà et j’aime bien tes articles ;) )

  2. 7 09 2009
    faussesvaleurs (16:48:24) :

    En voila un commentaire qui fait plaisir.

  3. 7 09 2009
    Julio (19:30:25) :

    Et d’ailleurs tu as oublié le barême sur celui-ci.
    Vrai oubli ou le film était réellement too-much ? :)

    Filmographie similaire : The Bikini Bandits Experience, moins gore, plus sexy.

  4. 7 09 2009
    faussesvaleurs (22:19:08) :

    Ce n’est pas un oubli, c’était voulu, la logique voudrait qu’il est un mauvais pictogramme, mais ça ne reflèterait pas les petits moments agréables, et coupables passés devant.

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