18 07 2009

Dawn est une jeune fille à l’adolescence troublée par son vagin. Alors que des hordes de garçons sont prêt à assaillir son corps immaculé, elle, préfère militer en faveur de l’abstinence, trop consciente du démon qui est en elle.


Après le clitoris dans la gorge (Gorge Profonde), voici le Vagina Dentata, le vagin denté, tremblez jeunes filles ! Ou comment d’une simple idée faire un film.

Le gros problème du film réside dans l’absence de choix du réalisateur, Teeth, faux film gore, faux film d’horreur, faux film sur l’adolescence, où aucun choix n’est vraiment porté. On aurait souhaité rire, ou trembler mais le plat reste fade. Les effets gores sont pourtant propres, mais on ne les voit pas, un tel sujet est une mine d’or pour les gags scabreux, mais si ce n’est un ou deux, on reste prude. L’affiche nous aurait-elle trompés ? Peut-être. Dans le même genre Pervert était assumé, pas forcément finot-finot, mais assumé.

Là où certains verront une belle retranscription des difficultés de passer à l’âge adulte, on y verra au choix, une morale oiseuse ou la difficulté de faire un bon film. Quand on souhaite péter plus haut que son vagin (Grand Prix Nadine de Rotchild 2009 de la Courtoisie), rechigner le film de genre sympatoche pour aller sur le terrain du film d’oooooteur, alors il ne faut pas se planter.

Une déception tant tout semblait réuni pour passer un bon moment. Accessoirement belle prestation de Jess Weixler.




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